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ProwlsInSoup@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 19 hours ago

Going store to get some ice cream. You guys want something?

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Going store to get some ice cream. You guys want something?

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ProwlsInSoup@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 19 hours ago
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  • Aeao@lemmy.world
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    5 hours ago

    I always ask people to bring me ice cream from wherever they are going. “You’re having a wedding in the Virgin Islands? Bring me back some ice cream”

    Not sure when o started doing that but everyone hates it lol

  • MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world
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    9 hours ago

    I’ve been craving pizza this whole week now… Think you can get one for me?

    • ProwlsInSoup@lemmy.worldOP
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      7 hours ago

      Fresh from a oven! Enjoy!

  • Victor@lemmy.world
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    18 hours ago

    Going store

    Why many word, few trick

  • Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works
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    19 hours ago

    I’ll have a P.A. system, a boomerang and some petrol, if you’d be good enough.

    • ProwlsInSoup@lemmy.worldOP
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      Hey, no problem! I was lucky enough to get ya handful of petrol.

      • Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works
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        13 hours ago

        That’s very kind of you and it is much appreciated.

  • salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    15 hours ago

    Can I have some hugs? I need at least a week’s supply, please :)

    • ProwlsInSoup@lemmy.worldOP
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      I got you, fam.

  • LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works
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    If you see Dad, tell him we miss him

    • ProwlsInSoup@lemmy.worldOP
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      7 hours ago

      They miss you too.

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    Damn, yes. I was just there and forgot the lube. And, a couple of big cucumbers, too, if you don’t mind? Thanks.

    Oh! The lube is locked up in the vitamins section. You need to find someone with a key. Don’t worry, they’re very nice. Then, they walk it up to the front and you need to ask the girl at self-checkout to get it for you. She’s really friendly, always smiles when she see me.

    • ProwlsInSoup@lemmy.worldOP
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      I got ya! Hope these cucumbers are big enough for your… appetite ;)

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    Smokes let’s go

    • ProwlsInSoup@lemmy.worldOP
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      7 hours ago

      Smokin is bad, mkay. Enjoy natures own smoke instead.

  • PattyMcB@lemmy.world
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    17 hours ago

    Could you bring me back some crayons? It’s been a while since I’ve eaten and I could use a snack

    • ProwlsInSoup@lemmy.worldOP
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      7 hours ago

      Bon Appétit!

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