I always ask people to bring me ice cream from wherever they are going. “You’re having a wedding in the Virgin Islands? Bring me back some ice cream”
Not sure when o started doing that but everyone hates it lol
I’ve been craving pizza this whole week now… Think you can get one for me?

Fresh from a oven! Enjoy!
Going store
Why many word, few trick
I’ll have a P.A. system, a boomerang and some petrol, if you’d be good enough.



Hey, no problem! I was lucky enough to get ya handful of petrol.
That’s very kind of you and it is much appreciated.
Can I have some hugs? I need at least a week’s supply, please :)
I got you, fam.
If you see Dad, tell him we miss him

They miss you too.
Damn, yes. I was just there and forgot the lube. And, a couple of big cucumbers, too, if you don’t mind? Thanks.
Oh! The lube is locked up in the vitamins section. You need to find someone with a key. Don’t worry, they’re very nice. Then, they walk it up to the front and you need to ask the girl at self-checkout to get it for you. She’s really friendly, always smiles when she see me.


I got ya! Hope these cucumbers are big enough for your… appetite ;)
Smokes let’s go

Smokin is bad, mkay. Enjoy natures own smoke instead.
Could you bring me back some crayons? It’s been a while since I’ve eaten and I could use a snack

Bon Appétit!




