Big complaints from someone with a language where the connection between the written text and its pronunciation can only be described as rather weak.

Next topic: When and when not to pronounce a consonant as schwa /ə/.

Spoiler: It depends

This is why Lojban is the best language.

Some punk knocks down the Tower of Babel and now we gotta deal with shit like this

We actually have this in English too. For example, the masculine form is “the white coat” where the feminine is “the eggshell jacket”. It’s similar with most colors, with multiple irregular feminine forms for each color.

‘I am mechanic who plays a soccer’.

Yes, very cool France. Thank you.