Why is there no Lake Inferior?
If Canada doesn’t rename Lake Michigan to Lake Epstein Files they are missing a huge opportunity. It’s exactly what they should do and fuck any TACO hopes for tariffs. Fuck US imports, be proud, be obstinate. Be an enemy to this regime. Create a bill that will officially rename the lake back to Lake Michigan automatically after a new president is sworn in if they want.
Even “Epstein Files” is too soft. Lake “Trump raped children.” is better.
IMO, all references to America or Trump should be legally required to include the phrase, “Trump raped children.”
Lake Diapershits McChildfuck
Lake Superior implies the existence of a Lake Inferior
all other lakes are inferior, of course
Everyone always forgets the middle child, Lake Mediocre.
That one usually gets mopped up after trump leaves a room.
Lake submissive?
You can’t do that to our water dildo!
Actually we can.
En fait, nous pouvons le faire.
Non! Nous ne vous laisserons pas molester notre précieux phallus aquatique!
Désolé, ce n’est pas un dildo 😌🇨🇦🇨🇦
Our Great Khan has already renamed it Lake Illinois, and we’ve annexed Green Bay for good measure.
