• GreenBeard@lemmy.ca
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    6 hours ago

    {Jesus knocks}

    Jesus: Let me in, I’m here to save you.

    Innocent bystander: Save me from what Jesus?

    Jesus: {voice lowers ominously} From what I’m going to do to you if you don’t let me in…