If you’re finished invading my privacy, may I return to work now? Or do you also want to look at my browser history? How about my social media accounts?
I had to take a background check last year that essentially gave them the rights to reach out to anybody that has possibly known me my entire life.
For a job I was already working. So incredibly invasive.
When I started gender transition I was a nominal cis het guy working at a conservative engineering company in Texas. As I grew my hair out and my features started inexplicably softening, guess who always got selected for the “random” drug tests?
Let me get a hit of dat life my wizza
I only take positive drugs, negative drugs are so depressing…
The great thing about being weird is that nobody knows when you’re on drugs.
Weird doesn’t take drugs, or weird acts like that but isn’t on drugs.



