Disappointing others.

The two most dangerous hours a day are going to and from work. I’m just one screwed up human away from death every day. Chances are there are a lot of them that are screwed up.

I speak about half an hour before I think. I’ve fucked up more times than I care to count doing this.

That I am going to lose my fucking mind. I have untreated psychiatric issues so it’s not only possible but at some point probable. Every day feels like a roll of the dice but I white knuckle through.

My most common are also my greatest.

Fear of death of my parents.

The risk of harm to my kids.

I’m a manager for a pest control branch. Mine is someone calling out. Particularly on a Monday. Seriously. That and the sales guys texting me that they all of a sudden decided to go to a different area without telling me beforehand and I have no one near there. Both of these happen all the time but are beyond my control.

Those are just work ones.

For everyday things, I have this crazy tradition that sometimes I procrastinate going somewhere because I have to leave at exactly the right time to avoid a car accident or something like that. Almost like I have convinced myself that the reason I wait a few minutes before walking out the door is because I am waiting for what I perceive to be the perfect time so that the one crazy person driving out there will have either gotten past where I’m going or I will somehow avoid them. I hope that makes sense.

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Dropping phone in toilet

Centipedes. They’re everywhere. I get jump scared by one at least once a week.

Edit - sorry it double posted for some reason