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theyoyomaster@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 months ago

Those poor plants

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Those poor plants

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theyoyomaster@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 months ago
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  • bruhduh@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    Lemmyworld admins be like

  • Chev@lemmy.world
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    Everybody needs to eat stuff. And if it is about reducing pain and having a better climate impact, you should plants all the way. A cow eats 50 times the amount of plants that it gives back in meat.

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      The cow meat is already there, in the store. Individual choices do not affect the climate. It is disrespectful to not consume it.

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        demand and supply are a thing

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      But it tastes better

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        I’m afraid I’m going to need a better argument than “I support killing animals because it makes me feel good.”

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    That’s why I only eat fungi. It’ll be reciprocal eventually.

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      Fun fact, humans share more DNA with fungi than they do with plants. We share nearly 50% of our DNA with fungi.

      Plus mushrooms are the sex organs of the mycelium organism. Just an extra fun fact for free there.

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        So, OP eats mushroom dick. Got it.

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          There are theories that hypothesize that mycelium came to earth via asteroids from space.

          So it may be more apt to say that OP eats space dick instead.

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        It’s my understanding that fungi came around rather late in the game. Long after animals and plants both.

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    There’s a type of person that thinks Joe Rogan is clever because they agree with him.

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    I mean if you stretch the definition enough even cells know they are being eaten. they usually respond by “shit this cant be good, I better press this big red button”

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      Yeah, that’s absolutely what keeps happening with these news items. “Lifeform demonstrates reaction to stimulus!”

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      What will Staples do?

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        dont get the reference

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    There’s no way this won’t restart the same argument with someone, huh? Top-tier shitpost, well done.

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      Thanks, I saw it come across my FB feed and knew what had to be done.

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    Ew, Joe Rogan.

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    There was a Hungarian cult that convinced others that people can survive by eating light. There were some deaths and was quickly shut down, but they exist forever in anorexia-related jokes.

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    Joe Rogan 🤮

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    Yo fuck that propagandist piece of shit Joe Rogan. Keep him off of my feed.

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      I’m constantly dismayed to find that brain damaged ape, topping the podcast charts weekly. He’s such a disease

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    That’s not how knowledge works.

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    NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL SHITPOSTING VOL. 68

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    Rogan would know. He has sucking down his own air biscuits so long he thinks they taste great.

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    Man I was giggling about this a ton of times as it passed by due to the recent admin posting update about all that shit on the deranged vegan sub until just now I realized the comment was from Roge Jogan. Fuck that dumbass and everything he does.

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    Everything that is, is alive.

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