Chaotic neutral
But they will let you know whether your gonna die
Cats would definitely do drugs with you.
They’ll gnaw a 3ft plant down to the roots though.
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My dog would never.
This is just cataganda!
It’s dogma

That’s probably because they used all your drugs
well, sharing is caring kind of thing
No, but they’ll eat your corpse if you die.
do you have big plans with your corpse after you die?
what do I care I’m dead
I mean, both do this to be fair
Sounds eco friendly to me
Not sure why anyone cares what happens after they die, they are dead
-past generations on climate change
But they look so cute while doing it!
Worth the trade off tbh
Drug sniffing dogs don’t really work in most cases. They’re mainly responding to cues from their handlers.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-12-03/fact-check-are-drug-dogs-incorrect-75-pc-of-the-time/10568410
as I’ve gotten older I’ve come to realize almost anything is almost impossible to prove, drugs, bombs, blood splatter, ballistics… it’s all just horse shit
so maybe they’re not cops… just bootlickers who fall for copaganda?
They’re good boys who have been corrupted by opportunistic jerks.
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