Cool Stick Finder

Smell Enjoyer

Plushy Destroyer

They do get to wear vests like that. There is no law against it

get to wear little vests too

Are people (or some other creatures) wearing little vests that say unemployed? Or maybe this is a LinkedIn #opentowork thing? Please tell me people aren’t walking around wearing #opentowork vests IRL

Or maybe this is a panhandling sign thing?

They’re not unemployed, they are job-free

We have a lil backpack for our dog that I put snacks in when we go to the corner store and people always ask if she’s a service animal and I don’t really consider her one because

a) she is not well behaved enough, she panics in the wrong environment and tries to bolt (she’s 0% fight 100% flight and sometimes that’s actually fine like if you take her on the bus she hides under the seat the entire time which is what she needs to do anyway)

b) I don’t know that me being too lazy to carry my own candy bars really qualifies as a service dog task

So I kinda wanna get her this for the backpack but technically the backpack itself is her job so…

(Our family Halloween costume is filling the backpack with candy and hubs and I have shirts that say "emotional support human, do not pet).

Stay at home dog