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minus-squareonion_dude@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down8·2 months agoI was in America the other day and I saw a guy passed out on the street choking on his own vomit. Nobody stopped to help. I guess it’s too bad he didn’t need a truck
minus-squaremusubibreakfast@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 months agoI was there too. The guy alternated between vomiting and screaming: “Does anyone have a truck?!” I was next to you in the passenger seat and said to the vomiting man: “I know a guy.” You shifted gears and continued straight for another mile or so. From the rearview mirror I saw the guy being lifted into another truck. I repeated: “I know a guy.” You took a left and said: “An ambulance is not a truck.”
I was in America the other day and I saw a guy passed out on the street choking on his own vomit. Nobody stopped to help.
I guess it’s too bad he didn’t need a truck
I was there too. The guy alternated between vomiting and screaming: “Does anyone have a truck?!”
I was next to you in the passenger seat and said to the vomiting man: “I know a guy.” You shifted gears and continued straight for another mile or so.
From the rearview mirror I saw the guy being lifted into another truck. I repeated: “I know a guy.”
You took a left and said: “An ambulance is not a truck.”