Note: works for fur only
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Sphynx Cats
How many of you have cats that look like they should be in a hair commercial?
Edit: ITT, Send me cat pics
Merry Christmas to you too!
Such magnificent floof…
I can guarantee you that cat was brushed by a human just before that shot. No alley cat in the wild would ever look like that from just licking.
Good nutrition too. That’s a cat that gets the best and it shows.
Hot tip for humans: You too can have healthier hair if you eat better, get sleep, exercise and reduce stress!
(Unless you have baldness genes, in which case, shave that shit and own it.)
eat better, get sleep, exercise and reduce stress
I love this idea even though I’d probably need to quit my job.
You can choose only 2
Society treats feral cats better than homeless hominids
The something is not scrubbing out all the oils with alkaline cleaners every single day forever.
Also something related I never came to grips with: cat’s breath = the stench of a thousand decaying corpses. Licks fur constantly. Fur = the smell of springtime itself.
My (unfortunately late) void had a scratching post with the top level just at my nose height, so whenever he lolled around there I made a point of taking a deep breath of fluffy freshness.
I have owned many cats, and I have huffed deeply of them all.
Cat fur, cat toes, cat bellies, all have these unique and wonderful scents that are probably more connected to our emotional connections to them than the actual nature of the scent itself. This should teach us a lot about social conditioning and our senses.
Taxoplasmosis has also successfully made us subservient in mindset
My cats breath isn’t really bad. I thought if their breath was bad it means they likely have something wrong in there.
I have 2 cats, the orange has a thicker fur and it was never very soft but the tuxedo has a velvet, soft, shinny fur. It’s so amazing that I pet her for too lomg sometimes and get a bitch slap
you want to polish up a cat, brush him. My boy Harry would shine up so bright after a good brush. My current girl Izzy is kinda frizzy anyway but she’ll take a satin finish.
Save money and use saliva. 😉
If I could lick the top of my head then you know I would…
Shaving what little hair I have left on my head is so much more convenient, lol.
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