• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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    4 hours ago

    Wife: comes home, drives up the driveway, and pressed the garage door opener remote

    Husband: “HOW COULD YOU??? YOU MONSTER!!!”

    Wife: “What? What did I…OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED IN HERE!!!”

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    4 hours ago

    Next stop: The Meow fields.

    Dear purrsengers, whatever happens during your trip, don’t you dare touching the tail, belly and whiskers. I repeat - the tail, belly and whiskers.

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