I’ll start: printers.
I bought an HP in March 2020 when my job went remote and HP bricked it remotely after only 100 pages because I wouldn’t sign up for their subscription program. Ended up trashing a perfectly good printer.
Luckily my library’s close by and I can print there remotely.


HP printers. For a long time, they had been my printer of choice because of quality and Linux support, but the quality has been replaced by enshittification. The last two printers had been fuckups (two, because I mistook the first ones’ shittyness for being a one-off bad one), and wasted overpriced ink on a massive scale.
Since then, I’ve added HP to my black list of printers. The other brand on that list is Canon. But that’s another story.
You should add HP to the list. They’re products are shit, and their support even worse!