He will be my first real friend

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“What constitution?” - current government

She’ll be kidnapped and sent to El Salvador before she can do anything. There is no law.

I’ve heard about this large land we can send them to! I heard it was called something like Asstralianana; it’s found on the underside of the planet.

Trump has looped back around to full retard so many times that I have no idea why I’m dividing the circumference of an average apple by a banana on a bicycle.

He just fucking did it. I thought line must go up? It’s not going to go down; it’ll be free falling.

That’s doing to be hard. She’s reading all the right-wing websites in Norway and Europe. I wish I could, and my brother and myself have told her multiple times in the past 5 years how wrong she is (“Norwegian government is hacking my Facebook because I’m critical to them” when Facebook photos were down for all of Europe for a few hours), but she does but listen. Might be because she looks at her children as children, and not actual grown men with degrees. She also lives in Spain now, so hard to do anything with her WiFi.

That’s what I said lol

But all the government institutions are being dismantled, so why have taxes at all?

Need to pave a road to your house? Pay it yourself! Need to drive on a road you haven’t paid for? Pay the toll to the owner.

In 2020, I thought Covid might crash the economy. You know, history repeats itself. But oh, was I wrong; it’ll all be caused by a single fuckwit which deserves to be tortured.

Fuck anyone involved in making the world a worse place. I hope they all die in fucking agony.

If you’d told me 6 months ago that I’d rather buy Chinese products than American, I would’ve put all my money on Trump. Or just not believed you, because it sounds insane.

Well, here we are…

Same thing happening with local soda and fast food joints in Denmark. Love to see it!

Sentår. Phonetically with Norwegian letter.

But the minerals will make the rich richer, so of course, the minerals MUST be mined! It’s capitalism 101

My mother called me useless when I was 8. Dropped a bottle of soda that made the cap break, spilling all the soda on the floor. I’ve had therapy for all the trauma she caused.

You forgot Disney and Ford.

Holy shit!! I won the birth lottery be being born in Norway, and I watch Last week tonight with John Oliver weekly, read the news about what’s happening around the world, to be informed, listen to Behind the Bastards, Lemmy, local news etc., so I feel pretty informed. However, 440% increase? And the other commentary who’s paid for 10 years with no decrease - what in the actual fuck???

There are SO many property owners who could not keep their house with a 5% increase on their house loan (article from COVID years), and I remember reading about people going to the news complaining that they had to cancel one of their streaming services, and others who maybe had to sell ONE of their two cabins.

450%‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽ Why have people not revolted? How can you still be complacent? I’m so sorry to hear about this happening.

Nazis with Taliban rules? Rules for women;

• No education
• Not allowed to speak to other people of the same sex
• Has to walk 5 (?) meters behind their man, in case she’s on her period
• Can be married away at… 6? 9? I don’t know

Next month: 1000% tariffs, and blame Europe for the high prices. Wouldn’t surprise me if he wants to go too war with Europe.

How do you like THEM savings?