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not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago

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not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago
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    If you transfer me Bitcoin I will send back triple

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    I remember a few years back facebook had me ‘verify’ my account by sending them a copy of my ID. I sent them a stock image of a random dude flipping the bird and my ‘ID’ got accepted.

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      Instagram tried that with me a few years ago too and I just made a new account lol

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    Sure, I can give you a government ID

    it won’t be real or it won’t be mine

    good luck verifying it with the South African department of home affairs

    it takes months to get an actual government ID issued

    if I have to wait that long,

    I’m using a different website

    dickhead

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    @not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone how do I make that cool word art

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      The beauty of the DHA 🇿🇦

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    I found out that when confronted with ID surveillance I don’t really want to visit that site after all.

    Companies keep pushing security onto the user at the same time as demanding more personal data.

    They can suck my…

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      they have data breaches all the time, if they don’t outright sell it, even to ICE. It’s insane if them to try and frame this as secure

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    Why can’t I upvote this more than once?!

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      Duh, because you need a govt id to upvote it twice.

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🌀 🇳 🇦 🇸 🇰 🇦 🇵 🇮@lemmy.world
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        Oh, got it. Yeah, I want to do that. But… uh… where do I upload it, I don’t see it?

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    Strava wants my birthdate now … like wtf …

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      My favorite is 1941-12-07. Bots can’t tell it’s fake, but American humans will know it probably is.

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