• blargh513@sh.itjust.works
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    20 days ago

    I used to get tickets constantly. I wasn’t a wild speeder, just always got caught.

    I drive MUCH faster now, more frequently and for longer durations. I also drive a bright green muscle car so I’m not inconspicuous at all. I haven’t gotten a ticket in ages. The last time i did get one, I paid a lawyer to make it go away.

    So money and a good beard seem to put a stop to most of that. Being able to go 80-90 and not worry too much about it is nice (on clear empty roads, not like a dickbag weaving through traffic).