My favorite thing about bass is that if you feed them 6 tabs of acid and put them in a bathtub filled with water and food coloring they get really into it and start dancing around and going fuckin nuts. It’s even more fun if you take 6 tabs of acid and get in the bath with it, eventually though something happens where it swallows your dong and you freak out because you think it’s turning you into a mermaid but then you cum and laugh your ass off for 10 minutes straight just gasping for breath because you just got blown by a fish. Just watch out because the last time I did this I fainted from laughing too hard and drowned in the tub. The fish also died but somehow I reincarnated as it so then I was just a bass in a tub with some dead loser in it so I hopped out of the tub into the toilet and swam to the safety of my local sewage treatment plant where I was shredded to bits and chemically treated then hauled to a farm in a truck full of sludge and sprayed all over a field where a crop of tomatoes grew. That whole part was a blur but somehow my consciousness managed to stay the entire time until the tomatoes I was got canned into pizza sauce and some guy named Roger bought it and made pizza at home. Long story short I took over Rogers body and now I get to be human again. Next week I’m going fishing and hopefully I can catch a nice bass and do it all over again.