Take your ibuprofen papa.
I would, but my stomach hurts when I do 😭
my daughter casually called the 90s the “late 1900s”.
We’re cooked
she’s not wrong, you fossil.
I was born in the late 90s and do this occasionally. It sounds cool and makes the right people squirm.
By the end of the last century…
The bad thing is that this is becoming less funny to say, because it’s becoming actually a long time ago.
Tell me about it. Im officially out of my mid twenties and scared
I honestly prefer that instead of “the last generation that could have done something to stop the extinction of mankind and did nothing”, which wouldnt be exactly true… but…
1970s ain’t got shit to do with the 1990s you mf toddler
Don’t you have grandchildren to play with?
Nah I got fixed because it was actually legal and not completely abnormal to have done when I came of childbearing age.
Have my angry upvote. After I’ve shaken the dust out of my joints.
‘85. Don’t care. Still making and sharing good art.
Same year! High five!
I’m almost old enough to be an 18 year old’s dad, and it’s a strange feeling.
it’s crazy on the opposite end too cause wdym someone born in 1990 is old enough to be my dad (i’m a Feb 2008 baby). that’s so recent and most of my favorite celebrities are from that era and I don’t see them as old😭
But hey, if it rustles your jimmies, get some and enjoy it 😃 as long as it involves consenting adults, don’t let others yuck your yum!
that’s exactly what I’m doing rn, living my daddy fantasy this summer. plus, I asked my dad to set me up with someone, so the guy I’m seeing is vetted and my dad knows him well, which makes me feel super safe and comfortable. i’ll probably get hate for this on here, but it is what it is.😌
Hey, who fucking cares if some squares want to shame you. Just block them. Enjoy your life and experience pleasure the way you want to. Nobody has the right to gatekeep you on that.
As a side note, as amusing as your posts are, I also think it’s pretty cool how relentlessly sex-positive you seem to be.
Somehow, I don’t think this crowd will frown on a girl dating someone old enough to be her dad.
in March, I made a post on asklemmy about going on a date with a '93 guy (date ended up not happening) and oh boy did i get flamed.😭
Jealousy is real
