An Oklahoma judge was arrested in Austin, Texas, last week after authorities say he opened fire on parked vehicles while out driving, striking at least one of them, and intentionally crashed into a woman’s vehicle, telling officers later that she had cut him off.
Brian Lovell, an associate district judge in Garfield County, Oklahoma, was arrested Sept. 11 on a misdemeanor count of reckless driving. A felony count of engaging in deadly conduct with a firearm was forwarded to a grand jury for consideration.
Lovell was released on $10,000 bond and ordered to undergo a mental health evaluation.
I mean… what the fuck
“The judge had a habit of masturbating with a penis pump under his robe during trials.”
“Investigators later collected carpet samples, Thompson’s robes and the chair from behind the bench, and found semen, according to court records.”
Huh, so he’s a pervert too.
I read that last line as “found semen on court records” ……
Well someone probably did
Can i get some bike paths, i dont wanna be on the road with these people in cars anymore.
I guess the paths will now need some kind of bulletproof and carproof protection. thisiswhywecanthavenicethings.jxl
I feel so much safer knowing he might show up and protect me from a grocery store robbery.
This should be a !byebyejob moment (do we have one of those in the fediverse? I guess I don’t know how to link properly yet lmao)
Did he shout “I am the law!”? Because that would explain things.
Dammit Oklahoma!
Been watching Rez Dogs and my first thought was “Oklahoma? Yeah at least he wasn’t fucking a fucking catfish, man.”
Fucking a catfish is tame shit.
“The judge had a habit of masturbating with a penis pump under his robe during trials.”
“Investigators later collected carpet samples, Thompson’s robes and the chair from behind the bench, and found semen, according to court records.”
Catfish is life
