Can I go back to the time before I read this?
Well that’s one way to start the day. This deserves a drink! Now where did I put the bleach?.
This is wrong. The singular of spaghetti is spagheto, not noodle.
I think that like testes, spaghettis should never exist alone
🤌
Why did i save this
Because Grandma never cooked them right, duh.
This sentence is in the library of Babel.
And now here.
I felt this in my bladder
I peed a little.
What are the odds I see this shit right after having a stent put in…
50/50. You either see it or you don’t.
Easier to put the noodle in.
Omigod I’m so sorry.
I appreciate it. I’m better now but I found it kind of comical lol
I’m gonna go drink some vodquila to forget this…and maybe everything else while I’m at it…
Good afternoon enjoy your day.
Spaghetti a la kidney stone dust
sounds al dente!
