It has electronics included, says “Dag GUM!” when you finish.

I bet it’s not even officially licensed, smh

it’s not what you think, you only put your toes in it. it’s a toe-mater

Whenever I see elaborate sex toys, my first thought always is. “How could you possibly keep that thing sanitized properly. I mean. Common.”.

What a terrible day to have eyes and be able to read.

…I’d buy it though.