Michael Jackson: burns hair and face by accident
Rammstein: hold my Flammenwerfer
There’s a timeline where Elon did this instead and went all in on the flamethrower thing rather than all the retarded Twitter stuff.
What a blessed timeline that must be.
Imagine the timeline, Elon never became an asshole, the ultimate pyrotechnic show, fireworks going off, this strange happy man has flamethrowers and a jetpack, behind him a dozen synchronized Falcon 9 rockets take off and engage in a choreographed aerial ballet.
People post videos of it online, because Twitter still exists as a functional platform.
Looks like an awesome idea…until your nose begins to itch…
Woman: I just don’t feel like having sex right now…
Till:
Not sure if it’s a joke because that would be attractive or because he’s a rapist
Oh yeah, the rapist
