I’m nearly 5000 pounds. No wonder I have trouble getting out of bed in the morning.
I recently dropped a lot of weight and went from almost 5000 pounds to one year. I can highly recommend it. It happened around the time I turned 60 pounds.
c/asslips is leaking
Fuck, I’m not even 60 and I’m already a year.
At 42 I’m well under the average, hell yeah.
You weigh 42 years? Damn
You can measure weight in spans of time? 🤔
In less than twelve parsecs.
You can measure wait in spans of time
O you son of a… I swear to God!
I’ve decided I should go on a diet to bring my weight down to more like 10 or 11 months. Should only take a dozen pounds or so to pull it off.
I forgot I cross-posted this and nearly logged back out when I saw 23 unread messages.
guess the poisons really setting in now.
ai literally is that bad
I weigh 1 year… how much is that in kilograms?
I measured OP’s mom’s belly circumference and it said one light year
She seemed more like a heavy year to me, but who am I
You’re apparently a photon, so your comment checks out. You’re good to go
Hekate be praised! I’m undercover age! Finally!!!
Another copy of this fake…?
Because everything on lemmy shitpost is really real.
“I reposted this fake boring shit because shitpost”
Someone needs a shrug.
Never heard of weight maxing?
r/anythingbutmetric
I havent gone past 187 lbs and im 32…
