These are available at Omega Mart (fake surreal supermarket in Las Vegas)


20ish years ago I had a lunch ritual of two of these, a gas station egg or chicken salad sandwich, a shot of well scotch and a beer (coors light or Budweiser) to chase. These are no longer part of my lunch ritual
What they don’t tell you about 5 hour energy is that 4 of them will be on the toilet.
Don’t buy gas station crack.
I’ll take a case of 12 please!
Just three for me. I don’t fancy that comedown.
MANergy!
Knew a late stage alcoholic who loaded these up with vodka, chugged them before mowing lawns in the 100+ heat.
He should have stuck to the rhino penis.
What about stree overlord?
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Hey, what’s the point if it’s blackout inducing? That’s what I’m trying to stop!
No, this is a productive blackout not a pass out. You snap to and everyone is congratulating you for what you did. Totally different experience /s





