• givesomefucks@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    In boot camp there was always a few people who faked snorting the vaccines…

    They always get ridiculously sick, and if a division has a high enough percentage, everyone gets a second “peanut butter shot” as punishment.

    Because lying about taking the flu vaccine is breaking an order, and surely no recruit would do that…

    So it can’t be a virus, and the only solution is treating it as a widespread bacterial infection:

    https://www.military.com/off-duty/2020/02/10/why-most-dreaded-injection-called-peanut-butter-shot.html

    There’s more than enough idiots that if flu vaccines aren’t mandated, it’s going to run Tampa t across every single command. It’s too many people jammed too close together.