My roommate only washes up if he poops, never after peeing. Now every time I’m in any of the common areas I have to wash my hands after touching anything I haven’t wiped down. Thus, I wash my hands twice every time I use the bathroom; once as normal and again in the kitchen because I touched the taps, light switch and door handle in the bathroom which likely have groin sweat on them… /rant


LIFEHACK: do both at once by pissing in your hands! it’s environmentally friendly!!!
I don’t drink enough bleach for that to be effective though!
Plus, they say pee is sterile.
It’s not, but that’s what they say!
Urine is sterile… until it hits the urethra.