Someone where I used to live was murdered while trying to steal propane.
Shits wild, yo.
They should’ve known better than to cross Hank.
You mean I’m out here clipping catalytic converters when the easy money is in gasoline? Shoot!
So you have time to wash several cars as a lovely surprise for their owners. As a bonus, your presence will deter theives who would steal from members of your proletariat community. Instead you can encourage them only to steal from faceless tax dodging corporations, billionaires and landlords.
Landlords and corporate CEOs go to the movies, too.
We used to have security guards patrolling the parking lot at the small theater that I worked at. I’m guessing that’s not happening anymore though because profits.
People exiting movie theater every 10 minutes
France is bacon
…something about a golf ball through a garden hose
