- cross-posted to:
- world@lemmy.world
- cross-posted to:
- world@lemmy.world
Oh no! What a shame, a damn shame. I would hate for the tech parasites to lose some of their Israeli investments that Israel demamded they put in country for their lucrative killbot, et al dystopian programs.
Cool, may I suggest you kick things off by nuking Apple, Amazon, Google and Meta.
If they had nukes, none of this would have happened. 😅
Facebook first, then Amazon, then google then apple.
I NEVER thought I’d put apple last.
Google first. But fintech too.
no place for a racist maga billionaire in your list?
Don’t forget Microsoft
April 1st… So do we believe them or…
I dunno - I’m headed to Snopes to find out
This shouldn’t sound so great. What is wrong with the world…
“Plz oh plz, don’t attack our tuff and mighty tech corporations! Plz don’t attack dem I might get a boner and dat would be vewwy bad! Oh plz don’t attack dem, Mr. Scawwy Iran, I might cum! I might cum so fucking hard!”
Upvoted but disturbing
“Definitely don’t try to blow up our data centers or our Amazon shipping facilities! That would be very bad for us!”
Iran Threatens to Attack U.S. Tech Companies Starting April 1
Oh thats like weeks away right?
You know the countries on the decline when it’s citizens are rooting for the bad guy to attack home grown corporations.
In other words ishallah go for palantir and Amazon first!
Please burn google servers, please burn google servers









