Image of skeleton lifting a barbell on the shoulders, overlaid with text: My body is a MACHINE That Doesn’t work Very good
This reminds me, have your ever thought about how Jesus definitely masturbated or if he didn’t he at least had wet dreams?
The shroud of Turin managed to keep it’s shape because it was Jesus cum rag, it’s basically paper mâche.
Now you might say “but touchmacaque, that’s blasphemy!” But I’d like to counter with the fact that we’ve all made our own cum paper mâche just like our Lord and saviour, in a way were just following Jesus.
This is a magnificent shitpost. Why bury it under a lesser one? Do not be ashamed of your talent.
The trick is to be easily forgotten, that way no one will remember me until they find my very own shroud of cum long after I’m dead
The second cumming of Christ?
MY BODY IS A
MACHINE
THAT
DOESN’T
Very well.
Superman does good, you do very well
In my 30s and I feel like I’m always hurting some place new just from trying to stay in shape. This ain’t funny.
“Well”. Your body is a machine that doesn’t work very well.
It works like Legos after a house fire
