I didn’t know what a meth den smells like until I saw this picture of Kid Rock.
Ricky Martin: Living la vida loca.
Kid rock: Living la vida coke-a.
i think it was steve-o who told a story about him and kid rock doing a mountain of coke all night. literally piled on a table
Ricky understands that part of his business is looking good, and good on him for taking good care of his body and staying in great shape. That’s teen idol stuff.
Kid Rock, well, he’s just a walking dumpster fire and always has been. If he hadn’t broken into the music industry he’d be an incel.
Drugs and alcohol can fry your brains.
His brain was already fried by being a wealthy white dude who think he hit a home run.
You mean skid rock?
I was just telling my wife this morning that Ricky Martin looks SO GOOD - WHAT A FREAKIN’ HUNK!!!
This is not a fair comparison. This is like saying “my ten day old dogshit sandwich tastes worse than my ten day old cake”
Kid’s performance of dancing pathetically on that stage all alone looked like a reject at his own party he paid a total of 75$ to throw.
Heterosexuality.
Not even once.
Living la vida loca
Well, meth will do that to ya
Kid Rock looks like Dr. (Mr?) Phil in a greasy wig with somehow worse facial hair.
Fuck 'em both.
I am a hetero male. No homo. But I have a thing for Ricky Martin. Again, no homo.
Why do you feel the need to say “no homo”? What’s wrong with having a thing for another man no matter what secual orientation?
Kid Rock turned into Meth Rock
I didn’t know Ricky Martin was born on Christmas Eve. Bless him.






