• RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
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    23 hours ago

    Every day that goes by without Trump tripping and falling face-first down the stairway to Air Force One before snapping his neck at the bottom is a bad day.

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      19 hours ago

      I think I’d like for him to be in a locked room with his full cabinet and richest supporters, and then start shitting himself until he experiences complete intestinal prolapse.

      Basically, anytime he shits himself on live TV I just hope that he keeps going until he physically can’t anymore. And then shits just a bit more.

      It would be fitting for mango Mussolini to go out that way.