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minus-squareArchangel1313@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up8·7 hours agoExcept that Christian martyrs get 73 virgins. Haha…beat that, Muslims!!
minus-squarestringere@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-26 hours agoChristian martyrs for the great Christian nation of the USA get 1776 virgins.
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 hours agoConservatives spent the last quarter century screaming “Muslims are the worst, they’re going to kill us all!” Liberals smugly retorted “Actually you Christians are slightly worse”, and then proceeded to shit the bed in the next 9 of 12 elections. The moral they took away from this story is that a woman should never run for president.
Except that Christian martyrs get 73 virgins. Haha…beat that, Muslims!!
Christian martyrs for the great Christian nation of the USA get 1776 virgins.
Conservatives spent the last quarter century screaming “Muslims are the worst, they’re going to kill us all!”
Liberals smugly retorted “Actually you Christians are slightly worse”, and then proceeded to shit the bed in the next 9 of 12 elections.
The moral they took away from this story is that a woman should never run for president.