• Em Adespoton@lemmy.ca
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        2 months ago

        “Here’s the medal you were asking about!”

        “Ooh, pretty. May I look?”

        <grabs it from her hands>

        “Very nice. All the best people should have one of these.”

        “So… may I have my medal back now please?”

        “Your medal? This is my medal! I took it fair and square!”

        • Kirp123@lemmy.world
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          You think she asked for him to give it back? She probably traded it for a promise to lead Venezuela. And we all know how Trump keeps his promises.

  • ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world
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    And he said “meh, my FIFA World Peace prize is shinier and classier. But I’ll still snatch this off you.”

  • Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world
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    It doesn’t matter how many baubles the mad king collects, he’ll never have earned a Noble peace prize, nor will he ever be awarded one by those that can.

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    2 months ago

    Not very convincing of her character, this, but of course no character is worse than the embodiment of the antichrist.

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      More than half of the country voted for that antichrist, or sat it out and literally heralded his second coming. People are fucking stupid.