If you buy a Tesla you deserve a Tesla.

Anyone who still thinks he’s a genius should be mocked mercilessly.

Another Musk business model that’ll die… But not before he grifts stupid shareholders…

On Tesla’s third-quarter earnings call in October, CFO Vaibhav Taneja said that “the total paid FSD customer base is still small, around 12% of our current fleet.”

Gonna be lower soon. LoL 😂

How is this fool a billionaire? Oh, yeah. Peter Thiel using him as a distraction.

$99 dollars a month to kill yourself. Shit, I can commit suicide for free.

I feel so dumb over here having paid off my current car and giving no subscription money to anyone to use all the features of my car. I’m a fool!

Surprised it didn’t happen sooner.

And on that note, I would absolutely download a car.

No thanks, Nazi.

Then first create the full self driving that you have lied about already existing for the past decade

Didn’t need another reason not to buy a Tesla but I’ve got one.

Tesla: subscribe to your own demise.

Can you opt to pay imaginary money for it since it is an imaginary feature?

Scumfuck needs to hit his trillion dollar payout somehow

So if your subscription runs out while driving does the Tesla just stop on the road or does it immediately drive back to the dealership till you pay it?

Leave the World Behind is a documentary.