Always check for toilet paper before you shit
- Be comfortable in your own skin.
- Know why you have boundaries, and keep the good ones.
- They either want you to listen, or to help. They rarely want both.
- It’s only a “Teaching Moment” if they want to be taught. Otherwise you’re just annoying.
- Try not to confuse politeness for friendship.
- Chew each bite of food into a paste before swallowing, with your eating utensil on the table or the hand meal out of your hand.
- The true you is the you that you do when no one’s watching. (See #1…)
- A happy life is 51% happy. Settle for nothing less, strive for something sustainably more.
- If you’re feeling depressed take a step back and make sure you haven’t accidentally surrounded yourself with assholes.
- Only ever brush and floss the teeth you want in your head when you’re old.
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It’s possible to make no errors and still lose.
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Some people are dealt a worse hand in life than others and some people are better at playing their hand than others, so don’t assume you know why people are the way they are.
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Patient compassion will never make you look like a jerk, but snap judgements will.
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Don’t waste your time keeping toxic “friends” around. People who exhibit behaviors that demonstrate a low maturity level at an age where they could/should have grown out of it twice aren’t going to by the time they drive you insane.
Drink more liquids.
Cheers, I’ll drink to that!
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Trust no one absolutely.
Selfishness within reason is good.
Sleep, or you will need to fix all the shit made half-asleep in the next day
Lean in to arguments that piss you off but that you have trouble verbalizing your position in. 9 times out of 10, you walk away able to better articulate your position, 1 time in 10 you end up changing it.
In north America we have a legal system not a justice system.
Cost me over 4000$ and 10 years of my time.
This is niche but
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Stupid add being optional.
When life brings you to the point where you cannot sweat the small stuff anymore, it’s liberating and you better keep it as a habit. I did.
