Y’all some unimaginative peeps. Suggesting a bunch of things that taste good but are far from ideal. The true, ideal stoner food would engage all of the mouth senses in positive ways. That satisfying crunch, the burst of flavors, with an easy chew, and a greedy swallow. It would elevate the very act of mastication beyond what these mortal realms can dream. And bring with it unbound euphoria and a literal (yes, literal) mini symphony would start sound tracking the experience to resonate with the overwhelming emotional sublime waves of gratification washing over me. Oh and it would be like low cal and shit, so I could eat tons of it without getting fat, like I am now.