I feel like I’m not playing it cool. Got any tips to win her hand in marriage?!?

I think it’s over fam :(
Here’s the shirt for anyone who wants to get my social security number
Link is NSFW! https://dicklord.bandcamp.com/merch/care-bear-white-tee


I’m not sure what I expected to be on that shirt
Right? She might be falling for him hard now. She’ll give up the spam business for good for him.
Their merch is intense but their music is iconic! Listen to this shit and try to tell me you aren’t in a better mood having listened to it? So cheery and fun!
Link is NSFW! https://dicklord.bandcamp.com/track/c-u-next-tuesday