Probably the MyPillow guy.
He’ll give it to Elon first. They’ll probably build bunkers there with US tax dollars and when they start to actually meaningfully be held accountable in the US they’ll go hide in them.
Whichever high-ranking person in the Venezuelan government agrees to give Trump and his oil barons everything they want.
Probably some FOX News talking head.
Constitution is existing VP. I don’t see the possibility of pure theft of resources government surviving, nor the US having the capability to directly govern Venezuela. Asking for private US investment in the country is tough, because sooner or later, it will get nationalized again. Maybe the US will pay Venezuela army to steel resources for them, and that would explain the minimal resistance to the helicopter operation.
Presidente Marco Rubio.
Kidnapping a president it not “stuff.”
Maybe Exxon as President and Chiquita as VP.
One of Maduro’s cabinet
Maduro and Trump are friends
Maduro gets to escape his country and save face instead of being assassinated or executed.
Trump gets to manufacture a conflict so he can start martial law and become a dictator, and to distract from us learning he came inside little girls.
Octavius Del Monte, All hail Octavia!
