Look… We don’t allow liquids cause they may be explosive, so put your possible explosive with all these other potential explosives in the busiest and most congested and concentrated area of this airport…i think I may of found a flaw in this plan
“Bomb juice”
It’s always been theater.
see comment further up
Drop a box of baking soda in there, you’ll be through that TSA line in a jiffy.
“We do this to to remove all the explosive fluids”
And then, being the law abiding citizen, I tried to relinquish my explosive fluids… Turns out they didn’t mean diarrhea. I think I made several lists that day, not sure which though.
And completely ignore the drugs I forgot to take out of my bag
-_-
I think k putting all the explosives together in one big container is a better idea than collecting Al the drugs
Too dangerous to allow a liter of liquid on a plane.
Let’s mix them all together in an airport where nothing bad can happen.
what if terrorists brought actual bomb juice and poured in in there and then just flicked a match into there and the whole fuckin airport blew up? things to think about when youre on your way to the airport.
Every time I’m at an airport I’m just struck at how much it’s changed since I was young.
In the olden days, it was like a big, clean bus station, people were free and happy and kids were running around, no barriers or guardrails anywhere. Now it feels like a funeral procession getting on a plane with the amount of searching and scanning and poking and prodding and massive walls of rules being posted about what you can’t do or say and one-way labyrinths of security hell.
yep pretty much it.
Or something which acts like a catalyst to make all kinds of soda explosives! (I’m not a chemist, so please don’t judge me for this ridiculous statement)
oh woops i just dropped my family size roll of MENTOS in the jungle juice
Just makes me want to pee in it
why
I can only guess that this is a man, because only men have thoughts like this.
Because “All liquids”
anybody wonder what they do with that jungle juice…? cause the soda machines are tastin’ kinda funky…
Lot of dead people in an airport after someone with an ammonia based cleaner they have to dump out right after someone else had some bleach they had to pour out.
The panacea
What if someone brought a cleaner and a cleanser? Does the TSA really want those two mixed right there?
Might have toothpaste in, though. (Yes this is where I draw the line)
“Everyone line up so we can steal your toothpaste.” Are we in crazy town?
Move beyond. Focus forward, your goals, your life, your family. Let it go.
Get bent.
