• LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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    6 days ago

    Swallow snow?

    Swallow cocaine?

    Or swallow men’s ejaculatory fluid which tastes 1000x worse than egg nog?

    I like snow.

    I like egg nog.

    But cum makes me vomit.

    I’ve never meddled with cocaine.

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      6 days ago

      Yeah, egg nog is a delicious creamy holiday spiced treat that warms you up internally if its spiked.

      Cum tastes like slimy bleachy salt.

      This post is false!

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          8 days ago

          What makes you think this is about sex? Get your mind out of the gutter. @Mickey7@lemmy.world only ever posts wholesome memes.

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            8 days ago

            Why are there so many people with flithy minds that view everything through the prism of sex? Is it because they don’t really have a sex life of their own? How could anyone be offended by EggNog especially as we enter the Christmas season? What type of mind thinks there is a connection between EggNog and sex?