Instead of Jesus, send the other guy, he might have a better go of it.

Emotionally-accurate Jesus.

We’re going to flood it again but rather than Noah, who was “a good man in his generation”, only the rich and their loyalest pawns will be the able to afford to live above the waterline.

I support it. Can we build an ark, but no humans this time. We just load em up ship em off so earth 6.0 or whatever will be dogs and cats and spiders and stuff

It’s supposed to be fire this time and that actually seems pretty likely and unfortunately only the billionaire demons have bunkers