Matt@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 months agoIf you could have a superpower, what would it be? I'll start: to be invisible.message-squaremessage-square133fedilinkarrow-up1104arrow-down15
arrow-up199arrow-down1message-squareIf you could have a superpower, what would it be? I'll start: to be invisible.Matt@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square133fedilink
minus-squareandrewta@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months agoMy farts are now filled with ultra potent sex pheromones. My farts are usually quiet, and usually no one notices them. Time to reap the wind!
minus-squarevoodooattack@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 months ago My farts are usually quiet, and usually no one notices them Famous last words
minus-squareButterpaderp@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoNothing beats accidentally farting at the dmv and getting swamped by a couple grannies in line next to you
My farts are now filled with ultra potent sex pheromones. My farts are usually quiet, and usually no one notices them. Time to reap the wind!
Famous last words
Nothing beats accidentally farting at the dmv and getting swamped by a couple grannies in line next to you