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Sen. Mitch McConnell, 83, fell to the ground in a Capitol hallway Thursday afternoon as he made his way to Senate votes. This is a developing story. Please check back for updates.
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McConnell, who announced in February that he would not seek reelection, fell to the floor while two volunteers from the environmental advocacy group Sunrise Movement approached the senator and asked him a question about Immigration and Customs Enforcement actions. He did not respond to the question. The senator seemed unsteady, but got up and kept walking with the help of his detail. He then waved to the two individuals who were questioning him.
Attack by environmental terrorists confirmed.
To summarize further: “An old man fell”
It’s so sad that McConnell isn’t going to live to see the America he was so instrumental in creating.
He doesn’t care. He got his, fuck everyone else.
Now the Congress will obsess itself finding out who on the Senate janitorial staff is an Antifa plant
Whichever is brownest
I hear he got back up, so bad news everyone.
Fuck this headline … tell us when he’s freakin dead.
Oh no, is the hallway OK?
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Finally some good news from the capital.
You can see him letting go of his assistant, and then he realizes he needs help but his assistant is walking faster, he tries to walk until he can’t anymore, and falls. Then as he walks away, he lets go again.
Take note, and when you’re older and become disabled, don’t be like this guy. Get a cane or a walker, and make your life easier.
Come on broken hip! The hero America needs!
I can’t wait to piss on this fascist fuck’s grave.


Spoiler alert: there was no open pit :(
He fell a long time ago.







