What if you’re wearing cargo pants?
What if you’re wearing a shoulder bag?
What if you’re wearing something with only two pockets?
What if you have a jacket on?
Where, oh where do your things go???
Nice try, FBI.
Women don’t usually get pockets so everything goes in my bag. But tbh the bag helps my adhd as well, if I always keep everything in the bag I won’t lose it or forget where I put it.
Nice try, local pickpocket.
front left is phone
front right is keys, weapons, 2nd phone, and wallet if no back pocket’s available
back right is wallet, important papers if they fit
back left is extra napkins if a restaurant gives me too many, face mask if I’m not wearing, maybe some other crap depending
that itty bitty pocket above the right pocket is mostly for found paper clips, found hair ties, loose change, lapel pins, or loose tacks that need for a different pinboard
This is me during warm weather. During winter the phone and wallet go into coat pockets. Sitting down is more comfortable with empty pants pockets.
This was my rig until I got a cross-body bag. Now everything goes into the bag, except my phone. That way I don’t need to carry everything around while I’m at home; and I don’t need to keep loading / unloading my pockets at night or going out
My jeans very rarely have actual pockets, so sometimes they have a back pocket for transporting my phone small distances, but if I’m going out it all goes in my handbag.
Phone in one pocket, keys and wallet share a pocket.
It doesn’t matter if I am in cargo shorts or have a jacket with pockets.
My phone is in my left pocket, my wallet in my right pocket, my keys are hooked on my belt and I have a handkerchief in my right backpocket. When I’m wearing cargo pants the handkerchief goes in one of the cargo pockets, the rest stays the same.
Are you me? I do the same!
Am I you or are you me?
Nice try, pickpocket. Nice try…
I started carrying a sling bag with me everywhere now. So everything goes there except my phone which I keep in my front left pocket.
Keys somewhere right, phone in the pocket inside my jacket, rest wherever.
Left trouser pocket:
- phone (moved to left pocket of fleece jacket if worn)
- paper towel
- bike keys if at work
Right trouser pocket:
- keys (attached by string to an ID card hanging from a belt loop if at work)
Right leg pocket if at work:
- hand sanitizer, sometimes 2 bottles
Edge of shirt collar:
- 1-2 ballpoint pens hanging inside shirt
Nice try, pickpocket!
I don’t usually take my wallet with me since most things are on my phone now, but if I need to it goes in my back right pocket unless I’m sitting down. My phone goes in my right pocket and my keys go in my left.
If I’m wearing cargo pants I might put my wallet in a lower pocket. I should get cargo pants.
Shoulder bag, everything goes in the bag except my phone (unless I’m doing something where I shouldn’t be looking at my phone, then it also goes in the bag.
Two pockets, my wallet would go in my left pocket with my keys.
Jacket doesn’t affect where things go, jacket pockets are for my hands. Although sometimes when wearing my hoodie my phone goes in the hoodie pocket.After reading a bunch, I’m realizing I’m sort of an odd duck
Phone goes in back left, wallet in back right, keys hooked onto belt loop and if they’re too noisy, tucked into front right pocket. Chapstick and meds go on my front right. And front left is empty or for random stuff.
If I’m wearing a jacket, then phone goes in front right usually and keys might go in front left if there’s not an interior breast pocket.
This is subject to change if I’m traveling or nervous about pickpockets.
Front right phone
Front right tiny pocket, headphones
Front left cigarettes and lighter
Rear right wallet
- I don’t wear cargo pants. Nobody should.
- if I’m wearing a shoulder bag, it’s because I’m carrying stuff other than what is already in my pockets. Like my water bottle and my laptop.
- I don’t wear things with only two pockets.
- if I’m wearing a jacket, it’s because it’s cold out, not because I need extra pockets
