Could be as trivial as a type of food, a TV show, or something more serious.

  • PunnyName@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    Cilantro. Fucking soapy-assed tasting bullshit. I want to like you, but genetics won’t let me.

    • Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world
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      2 years ago

      Never got a soapy taste from cilantro, but as a kid, a suicidal stink bug landed on a PB&J I was eating.

      At first I was pissed off at my brother, cuz that bastard put cilantro on a fucking PB&J!!! I spit the bite out. Wad of partially chewed sandwich, mixed with insect legs and broken shell lands on my plate: no cilantro. Brother is now looking up at me with a genuine expression of concern: not a prank.

      Lesson 1: look before you bite.

      Lesson 2: Stink bugs taste exactly like cilantro.

      Lesson 3: …cilantro tastes exactly like stink bugs.

      The tiniest little flek of that shit can ruin an otherwise delicious bite of food.

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      2 years ago

      This for sure. I have the soap gene as well. I love Mexican food, and it’s nigh impossible to find much traditional Mexican without cilantro.

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      2 years ago

      Is parsley related to Cilantro?

      I really really cannot stand parsley in anything, it is bitter and disgusting and mu workplace puts it in everything.