So the most intelligent, thoughtful, empathetic person on the planet is now President? The entire government is filled with caring, diligent, honest people?
Finally some good luck. I’ll probably be fine, figuring my own shit out won’t be too bad.
So I get to be an unemployed Chinese woman with high financial needs. I don’t see this ending well.
Guess I’ll find out what it’s like to be a young conservative lesbian. Going to be a wild ride. How would I even get dates?!
a bit thin. pretty short. kinda dumb. kinda poor. youngish. single. no pets. far right. unemployed. illiterate. bad with computers. homeless. lesbian woman. shoeless. naked. long hair and pretty much zero body hair.
Doesn’t sound great but I could make it work.
Perfectly fit, healthy, six pack abs a penis most women find attractive, a full head of hair and a million dollar bank account?
Fuck it, I’m in.
Well, I’m mildly autistic with absolutely zero charisma, and follow through with my moral and ethical beliefs almost to a fault. I’m probably “smarter” than average, but nowhere near smart enough for it to offset any of the previously mentioned issues.
So I’d be dumb and charismatic at a minimum. Sounds like I’d be set for life and quite happy.
Y’all guys would be fucked!
Hmm, I would be a male, short, fat, conservative, idle, angry, gay. I guess I’d get a 4chan account and a big truck I had to climb awkwardly into?
Would lose most of what I like about myself but not sure. On things where we are middle of population we would keep those? So unless wildly brilliant or gorgeous you would not end up terribly stupid or ugly, right?
I would be “Ymmel nav Loser”. I’d think I’m actually attractive, but everyone hates how I look. My entire body would be covered in hair, except for the top of my head, the spots immediately above my eyes, my chin, my armpits, and… that spot.
Even though I’m already fucked, let’s just say I would be even more fucked.
Luigi become Waluigi?
Oh no, children’s hospitals are gonna be anakin’ed
And I’d be a raging nazi billionaire, nah fam, I’m out, fuck that shit.
(Do I still get to keep my memories and conscience?)
Yes, you have the memories of the body that you have inhabited, but you also retain your original memories.
I think everyone is equally fucked/blessed in that scenario
I would be rich, charismatic, handsome, well connected, influential, happy, and dumb as a brick. I would be blessed; the rest of you I don’t know so much about.
I’m now a very low-level Western European “right-wing” political influencer? I guess I could turn the lights on in some brains and kickstart some hearts in that community, idk?
I’m the freaking Ben Shapiro?! Time to put WOKE propaganda in the Daily Wire then.
Opposite in which dimension?
Consciousness? I’m not conscious, I don’t care
Wealth? I get rich, yay
Happiness? I get sad, nooo
Spacial position relative to Earth’s core? Not sure exactly how, but probably dead in some way
