Here’s the serious advice: whenever you have to think about it like this, don’t do it.
End with “see you next time”.
I’d clear it with the couple. It’s their day.
My dad and mom got engaged after dating for like a week. He finishes the story with “but that was my first wife”. They were married until he died.
Getting hard to find good sense of humor. Everyone’s afraid of offending someone. I tend to avoid environments where I feel like I’m walking on eggshells. In short, I wouldn’t want to attend a wedding in which such humor is unacceptable.
Only if both spouses were previously married, and you ask first. With the right crowd, that’s a howler.
If both the bride and groom are divorced, and both have a good sense of humour, I’d go for it
Wait for the third one.
If I were in the audience you’d be getting a dead-ass cold stare from me. Not a laugh, but after your speech you’re going to be feeling kinda uncomfortable.
I’d recommend not.
