Visa global headquarters btw (i mean Palestinian hospital)
There exists a Palestine, Texas. Pretty sure I can guarantee there are some Palestinians living there. Someone call the tip line.
There’s also Carthage in Texas. Don’t tell the Italians.
Brother or sister, there is something worse for the Italians to find out: they’ve been Texans all along
“Hey, how do you think we should name our new town?”
“I like Italy.”
“Me too. So what are you thinking? Rome? Milan?”
“Italy, Texas”
Things I didn’t know I wanted until now: a neo-spaghetti western set in Italy, Texas.
First I thought someone really didn’t like The Giants. Then I realized the VISA offices are right next to the stadium.
Two birds one stone
make sure to tell them there are brown children who might get medical attention and/or food, god forbid
