I’ll be weird if you don’t downvote me!
Good weird or bad weird? Asking for
my anxietya friend.Let’s say good weird.
Let’s say
goodweird.
Replace weird with nice, or mean, and its also true!
I was walking through the mall with some friends one day and one of the booth people walked up and tried to sell me something.
I said, “sorry I don’t have any money on me right now, I just bought $100k of crystal meth in the parking lot from a nice older gentleman.”
they looked at me and asked if I was serious. Once I confirmed they looked around and asked if they could buy some off me. So I told them to come to a specific playground next to the parking lot in an hour and I’ll hook them up.
dumbasses. my meth brings all the boys to the yard and they’re like, “where’s my meth fucker!!!”
Lol, You have no idea how little that narrows it down
What did it originally say?
Probably “nice to them”
probably something weird
I have a friend, whom I have like a very small common circle with. For some reason, they mentioned me to a coworker, like “I have this friend who does this and that”, mentioning some strange quirk I have. The coworker goes “Yo, do you mean <my name>?! I’ve met him once!”. Apparently I weirded them out enough to remember me years later.
The kind of thoughts that keep me up at night
No a lot of strangers remember me because I was weird to them
It’s okay, you’re not blood-related.
She’s mashing it







