I’m not sure whether or not this was supposed to be a joke post, but I recently had a colonoscopy, and everyone was super nice and fully aware that this was an embarrassing procedure, so they did their best to make it as pleasant as you can be in a surgical waiting area.
I work in Radiology, and have to do Barium enemas, frequently. As much as we love the humor, we strive to keep it medical, with patients. We all know it sucks, can feel embarrassing, etc, but we’re just trying to get the job done with the best pictures. Your physical body is kind of secondary to what our goal is.
It was both a joke and my real life. I hope I have a similar experience. I’m a virgin after all… for this anyway.
I lost my wallet, keep an eye out please.
Alternatively.
“If you happen to see a Standing Liberty silver dollar from 1885 while you’re spelunking, I’ve absolutely no idea how it got there. But could you try to get it out?”
“25¢” in sharpie.
Ask them if they’ll be shooting in hidef 4k or IMAX.
“After this can you write a note for my wife to tell her my head is not, in fact, up my ass?”
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The genders will be the other way around, but I like the cut of your jib.
Stick a lightbulb in your butt. There’s a good episode of scrubs they can watch if they don’t know how to get it out.
If you still can’t figure it out, ask the janitor.
how to get it out.
Break it?
;-)
That doesn’t sound like a bright idea.
I’m ready for my close-up
After this do you want me to do you?
Thumb war it is.
Tell him cleaning the lens first won’t help
You won’t need to break the ice when your ass squirts shit water allover his hand and bed
one holds the ice pick, the other bangs with the mallet
Tell him sorry you ate some bad Indian (or some other spicy food known for loose bowls) food last night.
They’d probably cancel the appointment if I said that, not gonna wait another 3 months to try to book my favorite activity.
I have a colonoscopy tomorrow, so I’m definitely going to use one of these!
Just tell them a shitty joke
